today’s post will differ from others. it is an interview with two seriously dangerous marshmallow ‘killers’. they not only cannot control their addiction but also cause severe deficiencies of that product in food market chains.
Interviewer: guys, one question, why marshmallows?
Marshmallow Killers: they are soft, sweet and taste like foamy clouds.
I: how your passion or let’s say, obsession began?
MA: we tried them once when we were chilling in the house in the evening,. it just happened we bought them on that day in ‘Tesco’ – there was an offer 1 pack for 1£
I: have you ever thought about quitting?
MA: why?! they are amazing, even their brand – ‘Princess’ makes them a ‘royal’ snack!
I: okay, so how many you eat a day?
MA: due to the fact we are students and we need to save money we try eating 1 pack a day, but if there is an offer who knows…
I: how they make you feel?
MA: chilled, relaxed, fulfilled . it’s like tasting a rainbow in your mouth, you basically see another world after you try them. there are unicorns, no problems and many shared laughs
I: are you sure you’re talking about marshmallows?
*** due to the fact my fellow interviewees were a bit ashamed of their addictions they’ve decided to stay anonymous